"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."
- "You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via cutely-perverted)
(Source: escapedgoat, via cactus-princess)
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"I’d always hated the word realistic. Or, more truthfully, I’d always hated the way people used the word realistic—as if it were a limitation, as if reality was something that conformed so severely to likelihood that surprising things could never, ever happen."
- David Levithan, Wide Awake (via anditslove)
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(Source: oprahwingdings, via quiet-desperati0n)