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kickingcones:

HAPPY WORLD VEGETARIAN DAY, POOP HEADS!

squarizona:

my brother found this old menu board at a thrift store and hung it up in his apartment looking like this

Poliosis is the decrease or absence of melanin in head hair, eyebrows, or eyelashes. Poliosis of the eyelashes has been described in several ophthalmic conditions, including blepharitis, sarcoidosis, sympathetic ophthalmia, herpes zoster, Vogt-Koyanagi-Harada (VKH) syndrome, vitiligo, and tuberous sclerosis.

veiny:

*Puts end of pen in my mouth while making direct eye contact with professors so they know I’ll do anything for an A*

(Source: jackofflantern, via firefoxed)

ambivalentlyyours:

“A cultural fixation on female thinness is not an obsession about female beauty but an obsession about female obedience.” ― Naomi Wolf
(Text submitted by jeebjeeb)
Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
College: did I have class today

speakeasytherapy:

allkillernofiller:

accidentally bumps into someone

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"you don’t have to keep apologizing" 

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(via tyleroakley)